Hello, I'm Jeff

Thanks for coming. My site is very much under construction and changing daily. While using this static prototype (being converted to Vue.js), you may experience:

• check_circle DRY infractions
• check_circle Unlinted Javascript code
• check_circle Eyebleed tints of fuschia
• check_circle Things moving in your peripheral vision, but you're really not sure
• check_circle And the most distressing of all, IE 11 doesn't support much of ES6 yet, so this site won't work in it. If you can, use Chrome or Firefox.

(And if you're feeling claustrophobic, try the full screen toggle in the upper right.)